Here are the parts that were cut from the comic. Actually, they weren't, I just made them because I was bored. Some are outtakes from the movies, some just the cast of The Hamunaptra Chronicles showing off their rapier wit. And then there are some that are rip-offs of tributes to some of my other obsessions. At any rate, enjoy!
Also check out the Script-Happy Quote Pages, where you'll find some of my favorite Mummy quotes in JavaScript alarm boxes. Seems pointless? It is. Sound funny? It should.